I Love This REM Song

In an effort to someday write a film script, I need to start writing down every funny thing that happens.

4/19/08

Pat and I went were at a party on Saturday. There was this really annoying kid who ordered Pat to play flippy cup and said that Pat was "too cool to play" when he refused. Anyway, later that night, that guy put on a Green Day song, and too annoy him I told him that it was my favorite REM song. Pat joined in, and it really upset the kid. He would talk to the people who threw the party, asking for their permission to fight us. We started giving the wrong artist for every song. Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody was now by Elton John, and every rap song was by Mystikal. The highlight of this was when Nelly's Ride Wit' Me had the lyrics changed from "Hey, must be the money" to "Hey, must be Mystikal." Pat and I got other people to join in on this as well.

On a somewhat, but generally unrelated note: Pat and I are the worst beerpong players ever, so we try to act as gay as possible when playing. We hug, he gets on my back, we form a crucifix, we've got tribidism, etc.

I hope for more stories to come. I'll do my best to write them down as they occur.